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- Date: Tue, 15 Nov 1994 12:07:58 -0800
- To: cklausme@hyperreal.com
- Subject: Beating piss tests
-
- I noticed you had no text on beating drug tests on the www page. You may
- want to add or use parts of this research paper I wrote. Please keep me
- anonymous...
-
- Fooling the Bladder Cops
-
- During a job interview, have you ever been asked to piss for your new
- employer? New applicants for any of the Fortune 500 corporations are now
- being forced to take a drug test. If you don't want to be a victim in the
- drug war, read on!
-
- This privacy violation costs businesses $1.2 billion for urinalysis of
- their workers. The military is notorious for their strict drug tests. Drug
- testing violates peoples 4th amendment right prohibiting unreasonable
- searches, and your 5th amendment right protecting you from incriminating
- yourself. Until this unconstitutional drug testing frenzy is put to an
- end, people need to learn how to protect themselves from the piss test.
-
- It is important to know how much of the THC metabolites are in your
- urine. The chart below will give you an approximation; however, it varies
- depending on whether you're a regular marijuana user, or just starting. If
- you use marijuana for the first time, your urine may be clean of
- metabolites in less than a week. 100 nanograms per milliliter of THC
- metabolites defines a "positive." Even second hand [marijuana] smoke will
- raise someone to this level.
-
- % 100% *(0 days, 100%) Halflife THC concentration = 7 days
- T %THC means delta % THC metabolites in bloodstream
- H 90% 21 - 28 days'll do-ya
- C
- 80%
-
- 70%
-
- 60%
-
- 50% * (7days,50%)
-
- 40%
-
- 30%
- * (14days, 25%)
- 20%
- * (21days,12.5%)
- 10%
- * (6.75%)
- 0% * 3.375 * 1.687%
- 0 days 7days 14days 21days 28days 35days 42days
- (time)
-
- False Positives:
- No laboratory process is completely free from error. There are some
- false positives you should avoid. Ibuprofen is a common pain reliever has
- caused false positives for marijuana use. However, it takes very high
- doses of Ibuprofen to test positive. The GC/MS(3) tests can distinguish
- between Ibuprofen and THC. Poppy seeds [Usually on breads] lead to false
- positives for opiates. Cold remedies and diet pills result in false
- positives for amphetamine use in one third of the test samples given to 40
- of the countries leading laboratories.
-
- Flush your system out:
- Hyper saturating your body with fluids like water, and diuretics like
- coffee, cranberry juice, and beer will dilute metabolites possibly below
- the 100 ng/mL threshold. Start doing this the night before the test, and
- drink as much as you can possibly stand. If you have short notice, take an
- 80 milligram dose of prescription diuretic lasix (furosemide). WARNING!
- -Diuretics can be harmful to people with kidney problems, pregnant women,
- and diabetics.- There is a myth that drinking vinegar or taking
- phenylpropanolamine (Dexatrim's active ingredient) will work. They don't.
- Washing your system out will make your urine watery, and samples have
- been rejected on the basis of color alone. Color your sample yellow by
- taking 50 to 100 milligrams of vitamin B-2 (found in B-complex vitamins).
- This will also help if you plan to dope your sample (explained later).
-
- Give a clean sample:
- Don't give urine from your first urination of the day. It's the
- dirtiest, and can be heavily filled with metabolites. Urinate a couple of
- times before giving a test sample.
-
- Drug Screens:
- Some chemicals will mask traces of drugs in urine. Two products, Test
- Free and Naturally Klean, claim to clear any drug testing for a few hours
- after taking. The companies recommend abstaining for a day or two and
- drinking lots of fluids. Both companies claim to have FDA safe ingredients
- although they are secretive about the formula. You can contact the
- companies at:
-
- Test Free-Zydot Unlimited Inc.,
- 9485 Tulsa OK 74157
- 918/ 747-2400
-
- Naturally Klean-Houston Enterprises,
- PO Box 27776, Tempe AZ 85285
- 602/ 968-0773
-
- Naturally Clean herbal tea also claims to be an effective product in
- defeating urine drug tests for pot and other drugs. It is consumed shortly
- before a test. A sample can be obtained for a $20 shipping and handling
- charge by calling 800/447-4692.
-
- Zinc Sulfate, available from pharmacists and in a health product Zinc
- Challenge, should be taken twice, once the night before and once a few
- hours before the test in 250-milligram doses. WARNING! -Don't take anymore
- than this because of potential toxic effects.- Take zinc sulfate in the
- morning when loading up on fluids for the test. Avoid taking in too many
- solids because it may dampen the effect of the chemical.
-
- Doping samples:
- This is a last resort method. You are going in to take the test, and
- haven't taken any of the previous steps. Doping samples consists of
- spiking the sample with different chemicals. Most of these methods only
- work on the standard EMIT(1) test, not on RIA(2) or GC/MS(3) tests.
-
- If you are subject to random tests, you will want to carry Urine Aid in
- your wallet. Just pour it into the sample. Urine Aid works every time for
- masking pot, but not cocaine or heroin. Urine Aid can be ordered from:
-
- Butterfield-Jay Foundation
- P.O. Box 57214
- Oklahoma City, OK 73157
- 405/ 521-URINE
- A machine will answer. Calls will be returned collect. Two samples for
- $25 or ten for $100, for Urine Aid or Powdered Urine (discussed later).
- They'll Fed-Ex it next day for an extra $10.
- Dilute your sample heavily with water. Be sure to use water between 91
- and 97 degrees, they may take the temperature of the sample. Six to ten
- drops of bleach detergent or blood added to the sample will test negative.
- Draino and vinegar will also test negative. If you are searched prior to
- the test, bear in mind that a few bleach or Draino crystals can be
- concealed under the fingernails. Be warned that Draino, Bleach, and
- vinegar change the pH outside the normal body range, and this can be
- detected if pH is tested. Niacin and Golden Seal Tea have shown to work on
- occasion. Golden Seal turns the specimen brown, and some labs are
- reportedly testing for Golden Seal. Liquid soap, or a teaspoon of salt
- will test negative, but these crude methods are detectable. Soap makes the
- specimen cloudy. Table salt puts the density out of normal range. Lemon
- juice is a myth; it will not change the test results. Visine supposedly
- works the best among household products. They can only su ct that you used
- Visine due to inability of the sample to foam. Visine is a false negative
- on the EMIT1 tests for benzodiazepines and marijuana. The needed ratio of
- Visine is 125 mL/L.
-
- Substitution:
- You can substitute someone else's urine. Gender and approximate age of
- the sample can be detected, so take care when choosing a urine donor. Also
- be sure to keep the sample between 91 and 97 degrees. You may be required
- to change into a gown. A condom holding the sample and taped around the
- thigh can be concealed under the gown. Ask your urine donor what drugs
- they've taken in the last month. They may have taken a false positive, and
- before the test, the tester may ask you to list everything you've taken.
- If you don't trust your friends sample, you can get powdered urine from
- Byrd Labs or Butterfield-Jay Foundation. This must be prepared ahead of
- time.
- Abbie Hoffman, author of "Stealing This Urine Test," suggested leaving
- a few drops of urine on the seat or on your shoe for as "an added measure
- of authenticity."
-
- You Fail:
- If you fail the test, raise hell. Failing the drug test has been known
- to make a quiet person become tenacious. You will be interviewed by a
- medical review official (MRO), who would try to find out why you tested
- positive. Laura Gibson, a medical doctor on the internet, tested positive
- and was not hired. She had a poppy seed bagel that morning, not knowing it
- was a false positive. She fought it to the point where they just decided
- to throw out the results and hire her anyway. But don't go take it to
- court. It's virtually impossible to win this case.
- There is a usenet 'Just-Say-No-To-Piss-Tests Project' keeping an
- updated list of companies that invade your privacy. If you have first
- person experience with a company, you can report it to <piss@dixie.com>.
- They will provide bad publicity for the company by adding it to the list.
- They also maintain a list of companies that respect your privacy, and you
- can also add to that list.
- NORML operates a Drug Testing & Information Hotline. The charge is
- $2.95 per minute. 900/ 97-NORML
-
- BIBLIOGRAPHY-- Found
- floating through the bandwidth, and most everyone chose to remain anonymous
- anyway. A majority of it is just compiled WWW text for alt.drugs,
- condensed into the methodology of defeating the test.
-
-
- (1)EMIT test: Enzyme Multiplied Immunoassay Technique
- (2)RIA test: Radio ImmunoAssay
- (3)GC/MS test: Gas Chromatography/ Mass Spectrometry (used in the military)
-